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Pie tam novecojis kā piens ņemot vērā ka Canute 2. sezonā ir bārdains vecis
Ооо люблю калом бурых!
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:D šitais uzreiz atgādināja:
Why did the mushroom have so many friends? Because he was a fungi
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Шеф: “Системами пожаротушения можно пока не заниматься - НЕ ГОРИТ пока”
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Golden puns 
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“you’re going to jail with him” just sells it so well
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Šodien satiku mikrobiologu savā laukā. Viņš bija daudz lielāks nekā domāju.
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Y’all are going to see this guy often.
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Kas notiek kad nomirst zivs?
Nāk raudas un tek asari
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Q.Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter:
A. Eskimo Pi
Q. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
A. Won ton
Q. 1 millionth of a mouthwash:
A. 1 microscope
Q. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
A. 1 bananosecond
Q. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
A. Knot-furlong
Q. Half of a large intestine:
A. 1 semicolon
Q. 1000 aches:
A. 1 megahurtz
Q. Basic unit of laryngitis:
A. 1 hoarsepower
Q. 1 million-million microphones:
A. 1 megaphone
Q. 1 million bicycles:
A. 2 megacycles
Q. 2000 mockingbirds:
A. Two kilomockingbirds
Q. 10 cards:
A. 1 decacards
Alternatively:
Q. 54 cards:
A. A decacards.
Alternatively:
Q. 10 Arizona Cardinals On my back deck:
A. A deckacards.
Q. 1 millionth of a fish:
A. 1 microfiche
Q. 10 rations:
A. 1 decoration
Q. 2 monograms:
A. 1 diagram
Q. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:
A. 1 I.V. League
Q. 3 feet of trash:
A. 1 junk yard.
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