Mage Arena - Scream out your spells

Have you ever wanted to become a wizard? Been disappointed that your cool incantations don’t work in real life? Have you ever thought: “Man, I wish I could say magic missile and they would chase my enemies to the ends of the earth.”?

If so, this game, Mage Arena, is for you.
Channeling the energy of prime TF2 servers during the 2010s, you can now scream your spells at your enemies, friends and most importantly yourself, in 4v4 capture the flag battles hosted entirely on one person.
Costing a measly 4 euros (soon to be 6!), for the price of a small french kebab with neither fries nor drinks, you can enjoy activities such as:

-Legalizing nuclear bombs
-Stealing spells from gnomes
-Frog on stick
-Turning the swamp into 1916 Verdun
-Forcing people back into their native language when casting
-And much more!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3716600/Mage_Arena/

I’ve personally played a few games, and I’ve got to say, there’s very little that tops the feeling of saying ‘Fireball’ at point blank.

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that’s one of best lists I’'ve ever seen.

Could be a cool game to do a community play together. Its only 2.99 EUR and looks like it could be run on a potato.

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Lets go! REPO v2!

I hope you have to literally call out the spells.

I thinks so.

It’s exactly that. You have to say Fireball, freeze, and whatever else to cast the spell.

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I summon bad Internet connection XD

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I wonder how well pronounced it has to be, how tight is the margin of error

I summon testicular torsion!

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Apparently “Biden blast” is recognized as an alternative spell name for dark blast

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Technically I have enough RAM and storage.. Don’t know about the rest, with my ancient processor

MEND BUTTCRACK!!!

Steam has 2 hour refund window. You can easily get a full refund it if it does not work.

shiiii, this game sounds so much fun! :clap:
def wanna try

I’m not thaaat stingy XD

Well I definitely am. xD

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And like… Id like to avoid sharing card info on websites as much as possible. I assume you have to do that to actually buy something there, never done it.

If that’s a strong issue, I can recommend just buying a steam gift card. I’ve seen them in Rimi. Or otherwise, there’s always paysafe cards which I believe are more of a convenience store thing?

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Yeah, but that’s sounds like pain
Easier is not buy stuff on there, as I’ve been rather successfully doing prior :sweat_smile:

There are banks who allow you tu create digital single use debit cards.